[ You and me both, friend. Up top! (*¯▽¯)ノ~~♪]
{ — “Perhaps I should stop being an affront to God, and praise him for this blessing,” the butler stated immediately. His master. . With cat ears. . And a tail. . And he’s even meowing. . Could there be anything better? “Anything you want my little kitten- I mean. . Master~”
“Warm milk too.” The boy gazed up at Sebastian, those ears flattening back on his head for a moment before he reached up to feel the strange thing.
"Nya!!“
Why did he suddenly have cat parts? He tugged on them to try and pull them off, only to find that they were very much attached. ”Ow! Sebastnyan, what is this? I demand an explanation.“

“Don’t get used to this, Sebastian.” Ciel’s eye shifted up as his gaze fell on his butler once more. Those two kitten...
{ – "My apologies, sir, I just could not help myself. Those ears, and that tail, they are simply beyond convincing....